CRUDE OIL - REPUBLIC OF THE PHILIPPINES

It's better times ahead, we struck oil in Northern Palawan that will produce 17,000 to 20,000 barrels per day, out of 300,000 barrels daily demands, that would put us at around 6% a clear indication that we are rich in resources, others may say so what?! big deal, but it's really a big challenge for Galoc Production Company (GPC). It only shows that more investments are about to pour in, of course we are assuming that GPC will soon have competitors in offshore Crude Oil drilling, more jobs for Filipinos, and so, just what I've said before it's time for us to become a Industrialize Country for this is the future, What the detractors will do is just delay progress that has denied us for so many years. Why do we have to listen to Environmental Mongers? Just because they are holding the facts, FACTS in scientific context are constantly changing when proof is concerned, in which THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ABSOLUTE SCIENTIFIC FACT and all they have are erroneous computer generated simulations and cartoon depiction of distorted reality, NO HARD DATA RECORDS FROM THE BEGINNINGS TO COMPARE WITH, IT'S JUST A LUCKY GUESS, ICED CUBES COLLECTED THAT WE (Present day Modern Man) WEREN'T THERE TO ACTUALLY WITNESS, OBSERVE AND STUDY IT AS TO WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN THE FIRST PLACE, ASSOCIATION ALWAYS LEADS TO MISREPRESENTATION IN ALL ASPECTS, the fact is, our Scientist even admits that they are puzzled as to HOW EVEN FROGS SURVIVES UP UNTIL NOW? The fact is you could be out of your jobs if it weren't for us, who had total disregard for waste management. We have already suffered from abusive waste management made by the first Industrialize countries, in whom in Europe have blotted the sun from too much smog from chimney or from northern Asian when it had it's first smog Olympics because of it's coaling mines, in which they say the cause for global warming--kelan pa kaya yan mangyayari? For all we know this climate change is all but nothing but a prediction. We should have listen to NOSTRADAMUS predictions instead it's more entertaining. For pete's sake kulelat na kami, we already hit rock bottom two decades ago and your not going to ruin this one for us. What's next for us a fully operational Automobile Plant? MABUHAY ANG FILIPINO, ONWARDS TO PROGRESS-- PPP

2010 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS

Who do we want to become President? Let's face it in this country where in as simple as a catchy slogan phrase can put almost anybody into Office, a song that everybody knows it by heart, it's important to pick the right catching phrase to identify what you stand for. But most of the times these Campaign Managers promote themselves rather than the candidate itself and this is why campaigns becomes a disaster, what we want is to hear from you is how much dirt you can throw at your opponents and we just don't want the usual stuff, but rather the juicy ones, and what about those political paid by and yet slanderous commercials? We want that those as well. Because to me it's boring to hear from a candidate to talk about his Plataforma, while what we really want to enjoy is that to attend to your meeting de avance filled with famous stars because sa totoo lang it's what we really remember "who was the star studded campaign we did enjoyed?" Tita Janel magaling ka diyan, Plataforma is better off put into the flyer's rather than talked about in front of the dimwitted masses, because the truth is these candidates can talk about your boring Plataforma in National TV debates where the DOM of the yester years can all day listens. We want someone who is FRESH FROM THE RACK as so to speak. "We are feed up with the old". We don't want grumpy old men and women in politics as long as you put it as one famous slogan says "it's okey for you to be 40's just as long as you look like 80's"--Joke!, you see?! This is what we want to hear from you or at least what we expect from you. I REALLY HOPE HE RUNS FOR OFFICE (GCT), HE JUST NEEDS TO BE REPACKAGE, because if you can recognize him in these picture then it will be one stimulating elections coming this 2010. YOU CAN BET ON IT. PPP

PROJECT RUNWAY PHILIPPINES - PRELIMINARY FINALS

These are my personal opinion base on each performance and character from when did Project Runway Philippines begun up to the recent episode. So what ever critic I have is purely base on my personal taste not as a Fashion aficionado but as to a Libra who always wants to be with beauty and perhaps exquisite and with impeccable taste, I really have the knack for beauty when I see one, whether it may be from a pretty face or designer clothes, from houses to gourmet, I always consider one thought, "OF WHETHER I WOULD LOOK RIDICULOUS ON IT", so moving on I have never been so disappointed with last nights episode, I mean if I had to switched from Project Runway to nudity Survivor GABON, I would have might consider it, if only it was on the same times slot that would have endured that humiliating show but rather would have traumatize me for the last few moments of my life, but sadly to say the nudity happened last Saturday's telecast. I mean pinagpalit ko yong Survivor Philippines dimwit over sa inyo and this is how you repay us televiews with crappy designs, HAY NAKU! NAKAKATAKOT TALAGA.

MARA REYES, at the beginning she had always laugh at her own designs, her one client in the competition, clearly a sign of incompetence, she had not only glued once but twice of her designer dresses, PLEASE! "I don't want to wear any of her clothes baka dumikit ako sa pader ng fucking AYALA". As a costume designer pede, like PARTY FAVORS something like that. Ayoko ng designers na sasabihan kang it looks fabulous and then sabay tawa anu yong may sayad? CREEPY HUH?! But as to any consolation at all JOJIE's comedic comments about your style was TIMELESS, he really made me laugh that I almost peed on my shorts last night.

PHILIP TAMPUS, from day one he had base his designs most likely in BACLARAN, trying it in multi colored versions, "I JUST DON'T GET IT" hindi ba madaming muslim sa changee all into retail. He likes beaded works of endless fabrics, impeccable sowing truly a "MANANAHE" but never a designer, he's more a laborer rather than an employer kaya noong pumasok siya sa workshop ni MR. LAUREL he was so shocked. A clear indication that he doesn't gets out that much, and we all knew behind the story that goes with that part of the world. What about that comment about our abacca being so new to them, heller?! Didn't Calvin Klien had already used our abacca for their pants. Huli kana sa balita Philip matagal ng sikat ang abacca sa buong mundo. Although your a serious MANANAHE and approachable, ang felling ko if ever I'd come to you para lang mag pa repair and that's it.

VEEHJAY FLORESCA, my first impression "AN IMITATOR" knowing that copy cat is a form of flattery to others but not to me it isn't, "IT'S NOT FUCKING HIP". Although you had come from the land of big nose and bad teeth to be enable to enrich you inspiration as a designer, you had my attention, I mean my Granny loves duster but if you can turn a duster into a designer dress then by all means my Granny will buy one every month. No kidding She loves designer clothes, specially your in her right size payat na kasi siya. I don't really like European styles parang kasi naaamoy ko yong mga MONTH BALLS and besides they like bright colors, masakit sa mata. It's a good thing you didn't have that multi colored hair that those PUNK kids like so much about and if you ever did tried it you've probably realize it pag tatawanan ka dito pag balik mo so you had to dye your hair back to it's original. I had my suspicions on you co'z you had so much dead hair to begin with it's starting to look like a taupe.

ARIES LAGAT, what can I say, your becoming sloppy, it's not the time to be lax in your designs, not now specially now is everything is in your reach. Your design last night was not an original I've seen that design before I can't put my finger on it but anyway it's a crap. You have recreated an exquisite fabric into something new but I not too crazy about the pants it looks hideous parang kita ko na ang kaluluwa ko dun. I mean If you wear them you'd probably be concerned if your tampads might pop out all of a sudden in a fancy restaurant or as you walk out of that fancy restaurant somebody might actually slip a dollar or two into those pants as you show your way out-- no really it's a joke but it could happen.

So guys I hope I wont be disappointed again that kept me all night awake, I 'd might have been traumatize by the experience that transpired in the tube these days and I've promise to turn the tube off when ever a depressing show is on, last night for me it came that close. I know the show is already been decided and what we are watching are re-runs and probably the winner is still hiding base on the contract of confidentiality of until the telecast is over then that's the time your allowed to reveal yourself, and you'd probably begun designing your collections to be featured in FASHION WEEK, and base on the promotional video of FASHION WEEK all the clothes their wearing are dark in color and we all know who likes dark colors incorporated in their designs. Ah! I really hope it's not him. SHIT! PPP

TRAVELING ADVISORY - TIPS OR THOUGHT

When coming to my country, kindly remember this few simple tips to protect yourself;

1. Always bring your pepper spray.

2. Don't wear any GOLD JEWELRY or expensive WATCHES.

3. Don't bring huge amount of cash.

4. Don't talk to strangers, ask the POLICE if you need assistance.

5. Don't leave your valuables inside your hotel room. Open up a safe deposit box.

6. Don't buy properties without checking with your lawyers-- because an example of this is when a Korean nationality bought a property in SUBIC BAY only to find out what he bought was at the center of the sea, or a JAPANESE nationality who bought the MAYON VOLCANO, remember what we have learn in College-- OBLIGATIONS AND CONTRACTS.

7. Don't drive while using your cellphone.

8. Report to the POLICE about suspicious men, most specially the ones who's riding on a motorbike because now a days these are the type of vehicle preferred by KIDNAPPERS and ARMED ROBBERS.

9. Stay away on dark street alley.

10. Don't be obvious when shopping.

11. Always stay near with your tourist guide.

12. Once again NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS.

13. When taking a JEEPNEY, sit beside at the drivers seat. Remember when someone is pocking you with an envelop he is probably a pick pocket. Don't be seated with those guys they are ARMED and ready to shot you like what happened to my neighbor who died.

14. If the robbers declared a HOLD-UP just give your things up, remember your life is more important.

15. Don't leave your things unattended, specially what your drinking they might slip a sleeping pill into your concoction.

16. Never buy GOLD BARS, even to people who you trust, because a lot of foreigners have been victimize by it.

IT'S OFFICIAL CHEV IS OUT SURVIVOR PHILIPPINES

Really, tonight if she had never spoken ill at all, and stayed her loud mouth shut, then probably she would have stayed a little bit longer, but no She had to open her big fucking mouth, If things would have happened then it would have been JC, who had been voted out, somehow I didn't made to account with what happened with the merger of the team, thus making a riff that totally change each and everyone state of mind. but as I have told you before, I was expecting a little bit of devil's Island romance which happened just on the third day of the show, just as I've pridicted it. The only funny thing is that when Paolo asked JC, what hapened last time with their team, the irony of it was his response >>> He lied on national television, everybody was watching, he made himself a total jackass. Sometimes, moments like this it would have been better if you would watch it with members of your family, because it's educational for us, like, can you imagine how hard is it to lit a fire and just like I'd said they should have taken KIKO's hair because it appeared to be more flam able than the wood shaving, and what about when they prepared and the rice, how exactly are they planning to cook it, is it edible? by just placing it under the sand or something. meanwhile everybody else was doing their part, when the two love birds seems to be having fun, it's like they're in the movie called "BLUE LAGOON", remember?, that one with BROOKE SHIELDS AND WILLY AMES? I won't be surprises when the cloak of night those two can't be found, then the movie wouldn't be called BLUE LAGOONS anymore but instead WILD COCONUT. And then probably Poalo would stop talking about Ghost stories or shape shifters or what ever they call it, mas natakot pa sila sa multo que sa crocks that are there, I remembered what my KANO uncle used to say "You better stop believing on that shit" those were his exact words. Anyway, I hope to have more smooching between the BLUE LAGOON STARS. but then again guys, if the entire crew of the show keeps on sticking with those two like leeches then probably things won't get feisty, so my advice is have it with just one (1) camera man to take the shots. The popular votes indicates that just as the same with the pass castaways always voting out who is more repulsive than usual. Then again, I still know that in the end the first Philippine Survivor will be a woman. I stand by my word and you can't convince me otherwise. PPP