HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009, WHAT TO EXPECT?

The year of the OX, what can we expect this year, first let me tell you what the OX is about. The person who was born under the following years of the OX are; 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, and 2009 in these years born under are persons to be bright, patient and inspiring to others. You can be happy by yourself. Yet make an outstanding parent. Compatible with born under the sign of SNAKE and COCK, never compatible with born under the sign of the SHEEP because it will bring trouble. This year the EARTH element is present, meaning all business that has something to do with agriculture and mining are in full gear. Don't forget to stock up SALT, RICE, WATER, SUGAR in your kitchens so that food will never be scarce for the entire year and then good health will follow. It may also mean that higher rate for weddings will follow because people in love will be more creative and more romantic, people will spend wisely and save, credit cards will collapse all at once because of cash spending rather using credit cards, but the better way to deal with this is to further promotional strategy and continue 0% interests and tax cuts. GOVERNMENT BAILOUTS will not be the solution to overspending of giant corporations that after profitability, DISREGARD FOR CIVIC DUTIES and not the welfare of the consumers.

CYBERSPACE NOT A RELIABLE SOURCE

Analysis of the market when launching your new product line is quite tedious and exhausting, to some they try to convince investor with data taken inside cyberspace which is not a good idea, freebies from cyberspace doesn't mean it will sell when finally withdrawn from the web, it doesn't mean that all cyberspace users like what they see or read, it doesn't mean that all are willing to spend just because a lot had visited your website, so let it be a lesson to all investors that the cyberspace is not at all reliable in making surveys, market reports, financial report being made by fund managers convincing us to invest in a particular product to be bankable when the reality of it is a total FLOP. Although it may hurt to admit or even reluctant to review your data in deviating from the truth that your business venture was a complete disaster, it may fail to inform you that your credibility as a forecaster or writer may be in doubt since if you can't criticize yourself then your bias. Money the root of all evil, it can influence market surveys for the worst.

I bet the producers had a lot of swearing to do after when it finally came to hit Him on the face, as to the employees, maybe affected by it's demise, but not as the same with the investors, their worries from bankruptcy to suicidal tendencies, I've seen it sometimes in the tube that some are as far from jumping off a 50 foot floor condo while electrocuting on His way down the gutter, others have heart attacks and slashing their wrists. So be ever watchful with symptoms of suicidal tendencies like: (a) Denial (b) Anger (c) Depression (d) fear (e) shame, rolled into one might be a deadly combination. So the better way to deal with the current crisis is that, have a constant communication, frequent visits might help and entice Him from going out it's nice to know that He still has friends when He hits rock bottom, or work-out in a gym to clear His head off. Don't accept "NO" for an answer if you have to drag His butt out then do so.

BUSH ATTACK BY ONE STINKY SHOE

It's nice to know that America can still laugh at times of adversity of recession, although it came out wrong for the hateful Arab to throw the shoe at Bush it only made a total mockery of what happened a few days ago. At first I wasn't laughing at all for even though we hate bush for making us a little bit naive, we totally believe him, he made us look like suckers. But as a lot of funny videos came out just about time that we less think of what Mr. Bush thinks and move on to better things, but you can't blame one Iraqi for trying to have the final laugh as a farewell gesture. As to the supporters of Mr. Bush might say "farewell to you my friend, we'll see each other again, don't worry cause it's not the end of everything." I hope this year ahead will be a peaceful years to come and finally end to WAR and run all things through in diplomatic negotiations rather than bitter WAR, so you see America, deep down inside you loved Mr. Bush cause you haven't found a way to insult him this past two(2) Administration terms just as one JOURNALIST have done in a lifetime, looking forward for more riot for free press at work in the future and not censured by former First Lady.... remember!? Although the saying goes "the pen is mightier than the sword" for journalist, now a days the saying goes "duck the magic shoes, made by Iraqi's"(sing it dweebs!).

COMPUTER BEEP ERROR CODES

FOR AMI CODES
Step 5

One Beep: DRAM refresh failure
Two Beeps: Parity Error/parity circuit failure
Three Beeps: Base 64K memory failure
Four Beeps: System timer not operational
Five Beeps: Processor failure
Six Beeps: 8042 keyboard controller/gate A20
Seven Beeps: Processor exception interrupt error/virtual mode execution error
Eight Beeps: Display Memory read/write error
Nine Beeps: ROM Bios checksum error
Ten Beeps: CMOS shutdown register read/write error
Eleven Beeps: Cache memory bad--do not enable cache

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FOR PHOENIX CODES

(1)One Long Beep, (2)One Short Beep, (3)One Long Beep, (4)One Short Beep;
1-1-3 CMOS write/ read failure
1-1-4 RAM bios checksum error
1-2-1 Programmable inteval timer failure
1-2-2 DMA initialization failure
1-2-3 DMA page register write/read failure
1-3-1 RAM refresh verification failure
1-3-3 First 64K RAM chip or data failure, multi bit
1-3-4 first 64k odd/even logic failure
1-4-1 address line failure 64k of RAM
1-4-2 Parity first 64k of RAM
1-4-3 Fail safe timer failure
1-4-4 Software NMI, port failure
3-1-1 Slave DMA register failure
3-1-2 Master DMA register failure
3-1-3 Master interrupt mask register failure
3-1-4 Slave interrupt mask register failure
3-2-4 Keyboard controller test failure
3-3-4 Screen initialization failure
3-4-1 Screen retrace test failure
3-4-2 Screen retrace test failure
4-2-1 Timer tick failure
4-2-2 Shutdown test failure
4-2-3 Gate A20 failure
4-2-4 Unexpected interrupt in protected mode
4-3-1 RAM test address failure
4-3-2 Programmable interval timer channel 2 test failure
4-3-4 tome of the day clock failure
4-3-3 Interval timer channel 2 failure
4-4-1 Serial port test failure
4-4-2 Parallel port test failure
4-4-3 Math coprocessor failure

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No Beeps: If all you hear is silence, and there is no image on the screen, check the power supply, next inspect motherboard for loose components, next eliminate the possibility of interference by a failed or improper set up CARDS--remove all CARDS except video card at the least the system should power up and wait for drive to time out(sounds a drive makes during start-up) then insert the CARDS one at a time , if the system hangs then you'll know when the last interference occurred thereby solving the problem. Don't remove chips that are malfunctioning if you don't know what your doing at least these are tips what your PC's problem before going to a qualified technicians.

BATANGAS SEX SCANDAL

Who can say that things do happen between a boy and it's respectable teacher? Most of times boys do get carried away in outdoing their peers, in doing so secretive it may seems, things do slips out the mouth without any apprehension, when boys do boast about their sexcapades while having a gin tonic the topic gets even hotter by the minute and He told us his sexcapades during our sophomore years in high school.

It all started when we were having a barkada night together, as you may all know that it's punishable by dismissal and imprisonment of a teacher who gets involve with a boy who happens to be in a public school or any other school for that matter. I guess it's true as to what they say that Batangenios are feistier than ever or what we called it in tagalog SOBRANG MALIBOG. So moving on as to what so pause to be a night of fun because it was in Honor of their patron saints or what we called fiesta, inherited from our Spanish conquistadors a traditions best serve in a platter of humongous proportions of food. This is one holiday event that we looked forward to celebrate, the Batangenios are in deep preservation of it's tradition that they take it to a point to borrowed money just to have a festive fiesta spread from the traditional lecheon to the common gin tonic that most Batangenios love to drink.

Drunk and bathing at the beach I was most concern in going into the water since a lot of accidents happens while drunk but as the night deepens we start to talk about our sexcapades which ends up to one story of my friend RICHARD S. He told us that it start from a simple chores after school which he gladly obliged, finally heated-up with his desires to have sex with a teacher he accompanied her back to her house and what happens next is up to your dirty old fart's imaginations, although he's not a stranger to sex since he's been doing it with his girlfriend. The next morning we asked him again if it's for real, as to what he told us was the truth, he replied to us with a simple word "Yes".

I didn't saw him again as we parted ways, I didn't know what happened to him but somehow I know He's okay but as to the teacher who abuse her power I don't think this is right, since RICHARD didn't filed any complaint since it would be degrading for a young boy to be exposed. it's a Filipino ego that forbids all young boys in becoming young men, naughty it may seems it kinda loose it's luster if he reported it to the proper authorities. If it happened to your kids, what do you think the proper thing to do?

SURVIVOR PHILIPPINES SOLE SURVIVOR

The last Survivors are both ready for the final verdict of the Jury, I really just don't get it as to why this two made it into the finals, some say it's the consistency of one person while some say it's just plain darn luck, last night came to my surprise as to who was left standing as I was hoping for Charisse to be the viable choice of ROB but then again they had their Gentleman's word that spelled out DOOM for Charisse, I heard that JC is the lone Survivor and had it all, the CAR and the MONEY. If what I read from other blogs was true that Paolo did slip saying that it was JC won it all I started to lose interest in watching the show until only last night that I finally took the liberty to watch the final days of Survivor Philippines. It sucks to know from someone if you had already knew in advance the winner of the game, it's not funny at all, it takes away all the excitement, if ever JC won the finale, I will never watch Survivor Philippines again!

Given the choices left, I pick ROB to win it, because JC had a easy life and He comes from a UPPER CLASS Family but base on the reaction of the Jury last night it's so obvious that ROB is their least favored choice to hand down the cool Three(3) Million, it's just that so sad that it appeared to be a popularity contest rather than a immunity challenge based points. I think that Survivor Philippines should change their criteria in choosing the winners of future contestants, it should have been based on purely earned points basis and not on popularity votes. I hope next time there would be a challenge separated from both sexes, it should have been two(2) categories, it's clear that women are they weaker sex by means of pure brute strength. The way Survivor should have presented it is by having two(2) final winners. It takes two(2) to worked things out but most importantly it takes two(2) to create and finally moved on to SURVIVED.

So I predict it to be ROB, mukhang mas maraming galit kay JC, one even commented that he's such a hypocrite. JC is the mastermind of it all, the jury said it by themselves, they are really piss off at JC, anyway he had the CAR so he already won something. But setting them aside did you notice Lola Zita's face, she really is scorn and bitter, and what about Marlon where is he? That is not Marlon at all. Charisse is like an angry Chipmunk ready to bite off JC's head, and what about Vhern she toned down her style good for her at least she doesn't look like a fucking gift box. and finally I've notice Chitae he's really piss off with JC too and by the looks of it they had their consensus of voting for ROB for sure.

HIJRA OF INDIA

TRTYAPRAKRTI is what Kama Sutra refers to third sex, performing fellatio to men or being paid in cash or gifts to go away from family events like weddings, birth or new opening of shops, who has the right to ward them away? Discrimination is one part of human behavior that will only thrive on lack of education. Thanks for the aggressive campaign of Gay rights movement in India they have started to elect public official without any apprehensions, as far as any Gay or Lesbian is concern this has been a victory for any movement for equal rights under the law, although we will never eliminate stereotypes in society in as much as homosexuality it is good to know that becoming productive in society is more important than your fears. In a fast changing world, the rights of every citizen must be uphold by Government that is why that Religion and Government must never interfere with each other, some society only remembers the Holocaust of the Jews but the truth is it is the struggle of many facit of society were homosexual are also persecuted, decades ago when Government starts to become a cult thus persecution start to go out of control causing the lives of so many Jews and homosexuals alike. Gay parade is necessary indicate that growing concerns with their civil rights must be observe this is not a display of artistry at it's best but rather a display of FREEDOM for equality, until there are men who hides from their doors in dismay or disgust parades such as this is one among many to come, wave after wave after wave. When Religion starts imposing restrictions on human rights and say what about their rights--then the key is maximum tolerance, your not the only persons in town, then we must come out of the streets, wave after wave after wave. When Governments becomes united with religion and becomes a cult like NAZI GERMANY did, then we must come out of the streets, wave after wave after wave. When a Hospital in my own country violates the right to privacy and start recording video procedure in a Operating room without explicit consent, then we must come out of the streets, wave after wave after wave IN PROTEST OF YOUR DISGUSTING AND UNJUST FIXATION FOR HOMOSEXUALITY,VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND WAR.

ARABIAN SEX SCANDAL

A foreigner from a far away desert and where oil is the prime commodity in an Arab Nation, but being human sometimes has it's weakness even when you have Royal blood and could not produce an heir to the throne, but when the throne is in danger of losing you will have to do what's best for monarchy to move forward in hoping that the King will never find out that what he has fathered for so many years is not of his own blood. The Royal Prince is a teenager by now and is about to be in line for the next successor of monarchy, so do you think that it's import for tradition must be followed to build an Empire that one day may decide it's faiths' among commoners. You may think that it's rubbish and impossible to happen but they do happen and one story is about to unfold into a story of romance and betrayal, maybe faiths do smiles at lady luck and probably raising a kid doesn't matter if it's by blood or not but rather is how you have grown to appreciate in raising a child. But what about the genetic Father? Who has it's own life and had migrated to the United States? What is his own rule in this? Fathered with so many children with so many women I have noticed that when it comes to his kids blood is thicker than water. I guess his secrets will died with him forever -PPP

MUMBAI TERRORIST ATTACKS

As you may heard that the international Media has condemn the Terrorist attack last week, as the entire Nation goes into shock and dismay for the Government, Why is it Media now a days can say anything without any repercussion as to what they convey to public viewers without any accountability, My Uncle from the Military told Me that the India Government had followed procedure learned from their trainings, this is why it took almost two and a half(2 1/2) days to mobilize the Authorities. So as the International Media convey their disbelief with the Government and little did anybody bother to ask the Authorities what are the SOPs' in dealing with the Terrorist. Most of the times Authorities are reluctant to answer questions being asked by Reporters in order to hold the Terrorist from doing further damage. Fuelling by Television to gain International coverage is the main objective of Terrorist in which they have succeeded in doing so, but at what price? The lives of so many Innocent Men, Women and Children, what should have been done is that Media shouldn't have covered it Live, because in doing so, you have allowed yourself to be used. Can we blame you? Just because stories like this what makes it so tempting or is it Corporate, Ratings, Freedom, Responsibility, Self interest. Re-thinking the priorities for someone has become just another Post Script to some. I think Live coverage from Terrorist attacks should be restraint by Governments around the World, I think Moral Obligation or Civil responsibility is no longer a valid reason for Freedom of speech in these circumstances, and I am disgust how Media have allowed itself to be manipulated, construed, dictated, and compromising Public conditioning. (Embassy hostage crisis) -PPP