HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009, WHAT TO EXPECT?

The year of the OX, what can we expect this year, first let me tell you what the OX is about. The person who was born under the following years of the OX are; 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, and 2009 in these years born under are persons to be bright, patient and inspiring to others. You can be happy by yourself. Yet make an outstanding parent. Compatible with born under the sign of SNAKE and COCK, never compatible with born under the sign of the SHEEP because it will bring trouble. This year the EARTH element is present, meaning all business that has something to do with agriculture and mining are in full gear. Don't forget to stock up SALT, RICE, WATER, SUGAR in your kitchens so that food will never be scarce for the entire year and then good health will follow. It may also mean that higher rate for weddings will follow because people in love will be more creative and more romantic, people will spend wisely and save, credit cards will collapse all at once because of cash spending rather using credit cards, but the better way to deal with this is to further promotional strategy and continue 0% interests and tax cuts. GOVERNMENT BAILOUTS will not be the solution to overspending of giant corporations that after profitability, DISREGARD FOR CIVIC DUTIES and not the welfare of the consumers.

CYBERSPACE NOT A RELIABLE SOURCE

Analysis of the market when launching your new product line is quite tedious and exhausting, to some they try to convince investor with data taken inside cyberspace which is not a good idea, freebies from cyberspace doesn't mean it will sell when finally withdrawn from the web, it doesn't mean that all cyberspace users like what they see or read, it doesn't mean that all are willing to spend just because a lot had visited your website, so let it be a lesson to all investors that the cyberspace is not at all reliable in making surveys, market reports, financial report being made by fund managers convincing us to invest in a particular product to be bankable when the reality of it is a total FLOP. Although it may hurt to admit or even reluctant to review your data in deviating from the truth that your business venture was a complete disaster, it may fail to inform you that your credibility as a forecaster or writer may be in doubt since if you can't criticize yourself then your bias. Money the root of all evil, it can influence market surveys for the worst.

I bet the producers had a lot of swearing to do after when it finally came to hit Him on the face, as to the employees, maybe affected by it's demise, but not as the same with the investors, their worries from bankruptcy to suicidal tendencies, I've seen it sometimes in the tube that some are as far from jumping off a 50 foot floor condo while electrocuting on His way down the gutter, others have heart attacks and slashing their wrists. So be ever watchful with symptoms of suicidal tendencies like: (a) Denial (b) Anger (c) Depression (d) fear (e) shame, rolled into one might be a deadly combination. So the better way to deal with the current crisis is that, have a constant communication, frequent visits might help and entice Him from going out it's nice to know that He still has friends when He hits rock bottom, or work-out in a gym to clear His head off. Don't accept "NO" for an answer if you have to drag His butt out then do so.

BUSH ATTACK BY ONE STINKY SHOE

It's nice to know that America can still laugh at times of adversity of recession, although it came out wrong for the hateful Arab to throw the shoe at Bush it only made a total mockery of what happened a few days ago. At first I wasn't laughing at all for even though we hate bush for making us a little bit naive, we totally believe him, he made us look like suckers. But as a lot of funny videos came out just about time that we less think of what Mr. Bush thinks and move on to better things, but you can't blame one Iraqi for trying to have the final laugh as a farewell gesture. As to the supporters of Mr. Bush might say "farewell to you my friend, we'll see each other again, don't worry cause it's not the end of everything." I hope this year ahead will be a peaceful years to come and finally end to WAR and run all things through in diplomatic negotiations rather than bitter WAR, so you see America, deep down inside you loved Mr. Bush cause you haven't found a way to insult him this past two(2) Administration terms just as one JOURNALIST have done in a lifetime, looking forward for more riot for free press at work in the future and not censured by former First Lady.... remember!? Although the saying goes "the pen is mightier than the sword" for journalist, now a days the saying goes "duck the magic shoes, made by Iraqi's"(sing it dweebs!).

COMPUTER BEEP ERROR CODES

FOR AMI CODES
Step 5

One Beep: DRAM refresh failure
Two Beeps: Parity Error/parity circuit failure
Three Beeps: Base 64K memory failure
Four Beeps: System timer not operational
Five Beeps: Processor failure
Six Beeps: 8042 keyboard controller/gate A20
Seven Beeps: Processor exception interrupt error/virtual mode execution error
Eight Beeps: Display Memory read/write error
Nine Beeps: ROM Bios checksum error
Ten Beeps: CMOS shutdown register read/write error
Eleven Beeps: Cache memory bad--do not enable cache

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FOR PHOENIX CODES

(1)One Long Beep, (2)One Short Beep, (3)One Long Beep, (4)One Short Beep;
1-1-3 CMOS write/ read failure
1-1-4 RAM bios checksum error
1-2-1 Programmable inteval timer failure
1-2-2 DMA initialization failure
1-2-3 DMA page register write/read failure
1-3-1 RAM refresh verification failure
1-3-3 First 64K RAM chip or data failure, multi bit
1-3-4 first 64k odd/even logic failure
1-4-1 address line failure 64k of RAM
1-4-2 Parity first 64k of RAM
1-4-3 Fail safe timer failure
1-4-4 Software NMI, port failure
3-1-1 Slave DMA register failure
3-1-2 Master DMA register failure
3-1-3 Master interrupt mask register failure
3-1-4 Slave interrupt mask register failure
3-2-4 Keyboard controller test failure
3-3-4 Screen initialization failure
3-4-1 Screen retrace test failure
3-4-2 Screen retrace test failure
4-2-1 Timer tick failure
4-2-2 Shutdown test failure
4-2-3 Gate A20 failure
4-2-4 Unexpected interrupt in protected mode
4-3-1 RAM test address failure
4-3-2 Programmable interval timer channel 2 test failure
4-3-4 tome of the day clock failure
4-3-3 Interval timer channel 2 failure
4-4-1 Serial port test failure
4-4-2 Parallel port test failure
4-4-3 Math coprocessor failure

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No Beeps: If all you hear is silence, and there is no image on the screen, check the power supply, next inspect motherboard for loose components, next eliminate the possibility of interference by a failed or improper set up CARDS--remove all CARDS except video card at the least the system should power up and wait for drive to time out(sounds a drive makes during start-up) then insert the CARDS one at a time , if the system hangs then you'll know when the last interference occurred thereby solving the problem. Don't remove chips that are malfunctioning if you don't know what your doing at least these are tips what your PC's problem before going to a qualified technicians.

BATANGAS SEX SCANDAL

Who can say that things do happen between a boy and it's respectable teacher? Most of times boys do get carried away in outdoing their peers, in doing so secretive it may seems, things do slips out the mouth without any apprehension, when boys do boast about their sexcapades while having a gin tonic the topic gets even hotter by the minute and He told us his sexcapades during our sophomore years in high school.

It all started when we were having a barkada night together, as you may all know that it's punishable by dismissal and imprisonment of a teacher who gets involve with a boy who happens to be in a public school or any other school for that matter. I guess it's true as to what they say that Batangenios are feistier than ever or what we called it in tagalog SOBRANG MALIBOG. So moving on as to what so pause to be a night of fun because it was in Honor of their patron saints or what we called fiesta, inherited from our Spanish conquistadors a traditions best serve in a platter of humongous proportions of food. This is one holiday event that we looked forward to celebrate, the Batangenios are in deep preservation of it's tradition that they take it to a point to borrowed money just to have a festive fiesta spread from the traditional lecheon to the common gin tonic that most Batangenios love to drink.

Drunk and bathing at the beach I was most concern in going into the water since a lot of accidents happens while drunk but as the night deepens we start to talk about our sexcapades which ends up to one story of my friend RICHARD S. He told us that it start from a simple chores after school which he gladly obliged, finally heated-up with his desires to have sex with a teacher he accompanied her back to her house and what happens next is up to your dirty old fart's imaginations, although he's not a stranger to sex since he's been doing it with his girlfriend. The next morning we asked him again if it's for real, as to what he told us was the truth, he replied to us with a simple word "Yes".

I didn't saw him again as we parted ways, I didn't know what happened to him but somehow I know He's okay but as to the teacher who abuse her power I don't think this is right, since RICHARD didn't filed any complaint since it would be degrading for a young boy to be exposed. it's a Filipino ego that forbids all young boys in becoming young men, naughty it may seems it kinda loose it's luster if he reported it to the proper authorities. If it happened to your kids, what do you think the proper thing to do?

SURVIVOR PHILIPPINES SOLE SURVIVOR

The last Survivors are both ready for the final verdict of the Jury, I really just don't get it as to why this two made it into the finals, some say it's the consistency of one person while some say it's just plain darn luck, last night came to my surprise as to who was left standing as I was hoping for Charisse to be the viable choice of ROB but then again they had their Gentleman's word that spelled out DOOM for Charisse, I heard that JC is the lone Survivor and had it all, the CAR and the MONEY. If what I read from other blogs was true that Paolo did slip saying that it was JC won it all I started to lose interest in watching the show until only last night that I finally took the liberty to watch the final days of Survivor Philippines. It sucks to know from someone if you had already knew in advance the winner of the game, it's not funny at all, it takes away all the excitement, if ever JC won the finale, I will never watch Survivor Philippines again!

Given the choices left, I pick ROB to win it, because JC had a easy life and He comes from a UPPER CLASS Family but base on the reaction of the Jury last night it's so obvious that ROB is their least favored choice to hand down the cool Three(3) Million, it's just that so sad that it appeared to be a popularity contest rather than a immunity challenge based points. I think that Survivor Philippines should change their criteria in choosing the winners of future contestants, it should have been based on purely earned points basis and not on popularity votes. I hope next time there would be a challenge separated from both sexes, it should have been two(2) categories, it's clear that women are they weaker sex by means of pure brute strength. The way Survivor should have presented it is by having two(2) final winners. It takes two(2) to worked things out but most importantly it takes two(2) to create and finally moved on to SURVIVED.

So I predict it to be ROB, mukhang mas maraming galit kay JC, one even commented that he's such a hypocrite. JC is the mastermind of it all, the jury said it by themselves, they are really piss off at JC, anyway he had the CAR so he already won something. But setting them aside did you notice Lola Zita's face, she really is scorn and bitter, and what about Marlon where is he? That is not Marlon at all. Charisse is like an angry Chipmunk ready to bite off JC's head, and what about Vhern she toned down her style good for her at least she doesn't look like a fucking gift box. and finally I've notice Chitae he's really piss off with JC too and by the looks of it they had their consensus of voting for ROB for sure.

HIJRA OF INDIA

TRTYAPRAKRTI is what Kama Sutra refers to third sex, performing fellatio to men or being paid in cash or gifts to go away from family events like weddings, birth or new opening of shops, who has the right to ward them away? Discrimination is one part of human behavior that will only thrive on lack of education. Thanks for the aggressive campaign of Gay rights movement in India they have started to elect public official without any apprehensions, as far as any Gay or Lesbian is concern this has been a victory for any movement for equal rights under the law, although we will never eliminate stereotypes in society in as much as homosexuality it is good to know that becoming productive in society is more important than your fears. In a fast changing world, the rights of every citizen must be uphold by Government that is why that Religion and Government must never interfere with each other, some society only remembers the Holocaust of the Jews but the truth is it is the struggle of many facit of society were homosexual are also persecuted, decades ago when Government starts to become a cult thus persecution start to go out of control causing the lives of so many Jews and homosexuals alike. Gay parade is necessary indicate that growing concerns with their civil rights must be observe this is not a display of artistry at it's best but rather a display of FREEDOM for equality, until there are men who hides from their doors in dismay or disgust parades such as this is one among many to come, wave after wave after wave. When Religion starts imposing restrictions on human rights and say what about their rights--then the key is maximum tolerance, your not the only persons in town, then we must come out of the streets, wave after wave after wave. When Governments becomes united with religion and becomes a cult like NAZI GERMANY did, then we must come out of the streets, wave after wave after wave. When a Hospital in my own country violates the right to privacy and start recording video procedure in a Operating room without explicit consent, then we must come out of the streets, wave after wave after wave IN PROTEST OF YOUR DISGUSTING AND UNJUST FIXATION FOR HOMOSEXUALITY,VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND WAR.

ARABIAN SEX SCANDAL

A foreigner from a far away desert and where oil is the prime commodity in an Arab Nation, but being human sometimes has it's weakness even when you have Royal blood and could not produce an heir to the throne, but when the throne is in danger of losing you will have to do what's best for monarchy to move forward in hoping that the King will never find out that what he has fathered for so many years is not of his own blood. The Royal Prince is a teenager by now and is about to be in line for the next successor of monarchy, so do you think that it's import for tradition must be followed to build an Empire that one day may decide it's faiths' among commoners. You may think that it's rubbish and impossible to happen but they do happen and one story is about to unfold into a story of romance and betrayal, maybe faiths do smiles at lady luck and probably raising a kid doesn't matter if it's by blood or not but rather is how you have grown to appreciate in raising a child. But what about the genetic Father? Who has it's own life and had migrated to the United States? What is his own rule in this? Fathered with so many children with so many women I have noticed that when it comes to his kids blood is thicker than water. I guess his secrets will died with him forever -PPP

MUMBAI TERRORIST ATTACKS

As you may heard that the international Media has condemn the Terrorist attack last week, as the entire Nation goes into shock and dismay for the Government, Why is it Media now a days can say anything without any repercussion as to what they convey to public viewers without any accountability, My Uncle from the Military told Me that the India Government had followed procedure learned from their trainings, this is why it took almost two and a half(2 1/2) days to mobilize the Authorities. So as the International Media convey their disbelief with the Government and little did anybody bother to ask the Authorities what are the SOPs' in dealing with the Terrorist. Most of the times Authorities are reluctant to answer questions being asked by Reporters in order to hold the Terrorist from doing further damage. Fuelling by Television to gain International coverage is the main objective of Terrorist in which they have succeeded in doing so, but at what price? The lives of so many Innocent Men, Women and Children, what should have been done is that Media shouldn't have covered it Live, because in doing so, you have allowed yourself to be used. Can we blame you? Just because stories like this what makes it so tempting or is it Corporate, Ratings, Freedom, Responsibility, Self interest. Re-thinking the priorities for someone has become just another Post Script to some. I think Live coverage from Terrorist attacks should be restraint by Governments around the World, I think Moral Obligation or Civil responsibility is no longer a valid reason for Freedom of speech in these circumstances, and I am disgust how Media have allowed itself to be manipulated, construed, dictated, and compromising Public conditioning. (Embassy hostage crisis) -PPP

PARTITIONING YOUR HARD DRIVE

Step 3 (Optional)

This procedure is done when you want to have two(2) drives for the sole purpose of having a space for data storage or back-up for your important files. Most retailers don't do this simply because they want you to spend a bit more rather than just buying your hardware, it's a marketing strategy that every businessman needs to practice. Although transactions may come handy to some, a bitter lesson to some, Why? because most of us find it out too late like for i.e. Your OS had finally failed and incriminating your most important files as well. Here are some simple steps to do;

1. Know how large is your hard drive is? Ranges from 40G, 80G, 120G 180G and so forth and so on.

2. Have your start up disk or DOS ready.

3. Make sure that you haven't uploaded you Operating System yet like for i.e. Window, Linux, Mac, IBM, Unix.

4. Place your start up diskette in your disk drive and restart your personal computer.

5. Wait until it prompt you into drive A:/ .

6. Type in "fdisk".

7. It will ask you to to pick 4 choices, click partitioning your new hard drive. Activate after partitioned.

8. It will ask you about how large you wanted your hard drive to be partitioned, mentioning your hard drive data space being highlighted.

9. Change the specified number data, if your have a 40G then slice it to from 30G and 10G so forth and so on.

10. Then ENTER. It usually takes about five(5) minutes or more depending on how fast is your processor.

Note: Remember ask your retailers about your software on how much hard disk space does one need because a lot of these software needs to have at least 40G of hard disk space. If you don't have a start up diskette just use your disk utility software which is provided with your hard drive when you first bought it. If they told you it doesn't comes with any type of software, they are lying. It's a common practice

So guys I have discuss all about from familiarizing, canvassing, assembling and networking your small Internet cafe business. The only problem for you now is making a feasibility study and someone to believe in you to actually invest.

Sex Scandal and Robbery

WANTED! DEAD OR ALIVE!

NOTE: HE CAN BE SEEN AT 4:10, THE MAN wearing the yellow basketball outfit.

Please be warned who calls himself "Jun". This man just stole Php54,500 who happened to be an ex-convict, bailing this guy was the worst thing ever done, and guess what they had to give him a job as their Family drive, how convenient is that? This man weights about 110 pounds and heights as 5'6" tall. but let me tell you the story further back, Jun first came up to me with boxers and found him a bit odd, he tried to befriended me but with no avail, I guess my gut feeling was right. My Uncle should have left this guy in prison for good, absolutely he would be furious when he comes back from Mexico from a boxing match.

But before all of these things had happened, Jun marriage had failed due to incest slap to him by his wife, a lot of rumor came out that he had a thing going on with his sister, when confronted by his wife Jun had to look away while his sister beats up his wife, If you weren't there to witness it, you might have said it to me it never did happened. They say when there is smoke, there is fire, and beside their apartment is too small that even the faintest moans will be heard by your neighbors. Exciting isn't it?

So moving on a week before it happened, Jun was on a spending spree from your neighborly night clubs and was drinking heavily. One time my Auntie found him sleeping at their sofa with a knife and claimed to have heard a burglar was seen walking on top of the roof. How lame excuse is that?

ANY INFORMATION THAT WILL LEAD TO HIS CAPTURE AND CONVICTION WILL BE REWARDED. FOR MORE INFORMATION LOOK FOR BEBOT OR ARLENE AT TELEPHONE NUMBER: (02)8257229 PLDT LANDLINE.

PINAY SEX SCANDAL

This story begun like any other romance, I guess women wants to have at least one of their dreams come true. But then again there are some things in life we can't be so sure about, some say it from exchanges in vows, "until death do us part", but when poverty and loneliness gets a hold on your relationship and turns it into something else, then if not for the better then we foresee the worst of times ahead.

When I saw a Couple who treats their partners as best of friends, you can't say that you're heading for troubled relationship, but when two people helps each others out just to have end meats now that's a different story, with nothing else in their pockets, they perceived to be happy and content, but the funny thing is that, one time I told my friend to help his wife to carry some of the load that she drag (1 case of soft drinks) from a distance of 300 meters to the spot where they vend. Come to think of it, it probably where the relationship drifted. I guess, if you treat your wife like a baggage boy from a supermarket, do you think that any time soon this marriage ends up in constant bickering and endless battery? I guess so?!

Ask yourself? What ever did happened? You see guys going back a few years, She cheated on him, and you thought men are cheaters. Some liberalised women may say "It's probably his own fault" but when you forgave your wife, it's not easy to forgive and forget--right? For the ladies who said--right, but what if, She had done it again, only this time Her nude pictures where posted in an anonymous account of multiply.com in which no doubt you've probably have seen it. I pity her and the kids.

Moving on, this other guy, a Filipino actor by profession took advantage of her, this character actor, no longer famous, and the showbiz community doesn't care anymore and not interested to post an article simply because he is "laos na", so what? What about his unlawful act, should this perpetrator go unpunished? So please leave a short comment on what to do, so that we can give my friends advice some time soon. If you have time leave a message for my lady friend too. I am just so furious with this guy who has no respect for women. I can't reveal yet to you who is this guy until I get your support and show it to my friends as to what to do. Thank you guys and God bless. PPP

BROADBAND ROUTER WITH DSL MODEM

The step by step are base on the brand of a particular router. For DSL procedure FYI is more convenient than other service providers. As I walk you through a simple steps to remember so that you won't waste time in dealing with call center agents.

1. Ready your User ID and password of your DSL provider.

2. Connect the necessary cables of your router to you personal computers.

3. Set a base server computer, meaning if you have two(2) PC set one as your server.

4. Power up your broadband router.

5. Open your internet explorer and type your "http" provided by the broadband router i.e. "http://192.162.2.1

6. A login box will appear type in default (Username) "admin" (Password) "1234.

7. Click PPPoE settings type in as well your DSL username password provided by the service provider.

8. Power up your DSL Modem.

Finish and your ready to browse the inernet. Now ain't that simple enough for you to follow and it won't cost you Php500.00 to have it fix. Sorry guys (Technicians) I need to share this your becoming greedy. Now in some cases there are no signals now thats a different topic for you to watch out in my blogs. Remember guys all programs are in English just try to understand between the lines, I'm not a COMSCI grad but a BSBA grad and I get it by just reading it carefully and having a little bit of common sense and oh! By the way if a fellow student try to access a networking connection who know less than you do let him knock himself out (moron) co'z he won't fixing it anytime soon, I just love to laugh at these kids to fail and humiliate themselves, believe me guys just because you come from abroad doesn't mean that you knew more>>> hahaha!

7 THINGS

Seven things when He/She is cheating on you. Now remember don't blame yourself when your relationships start to buckle down, it doesn't mean that your such a loser, it's just that your beginning to creep them out.

1. When doesn't return your text or calls.
2. When starts deleting your most recent text.
3. When starts reasoning out my phone was "Low Batt".
4. When starts reasoning out "I'm sick" when you want to go out.
5. When you caught em lying twice.
6. When starts to forget your birthday.

7. When starts to hide.

This goes to both sexes, if you have more to add on the list please don't hesitate to do so. Break-ups are so gloomy but hey it's nice to know you have a friend to confide on to, remember they are the shock absorbers of your pitiful scene that you called life. Sadly to say to those who doesn't have true friends end up killing themselves--suicidal bitch! Others goes to a deeper denial and they end up in a cult or becoming a nun armed with a stick, believe me I had one of those when I used to be in high school. So you see there if you don't confide with someone your probably ending up ruining it for everybody else.

PROJECT RUNWAY PHILIPPINES - ARIES LAGAT

Congratulations Aries Lagat, I had no doubt at all, as I've said before and again, ARIES ROCKS! To all my readers who had miss my forecast here is the link ARIES LAGAT WINNER OF PROJECT RUNWAY. I was very much impress tonight's collections, let me say to you that "I TOLD YOU SO" everything was forecasted last September where right and by the way it was my Birthday, To Aries I hope you can read this blog and hoping in meeting you personally, and to be able to see more of your upcoming collections, and If you'd ever need a Store Manager I'm more than willing to work with you. I'm happy for you and I never doubted your talents from day one that I watched Project Runway Philippines. Stay Humble and give respect to our elderly people. What more can I say but rather see you soon in person, Best wishes-Tito Pat

SURVIVOR PHILIPPINES

Yesterday I was so bored and angry of last nights telecast. I mean here am I had the time to watch the show and they had to abruptly cut out scenes from tribal council--Bitch! Another thing Mr. Man Boobs was so irritating last night that I hate him--Sarap kuritin ang HUMONGOUS UTONG. But not a bad idea to be in a plastic surgery commercial of knockers enhancement...haha! Sana magkamili yong Doctor mailagay sa ulo, kakanis kasi! What about Rob isa pa, benedic Arnold, ngiting hudas pala. JC stop yakidiyak talo mo pang barangay, who cares as to what do you think it's a three(3) Million Pesos game what do you expect all in rainbow colors. Sana si Charisse ang manalo, lay low lang kasi siya not too intimidating. Last night Cris performance was like in the Pieta, pero mukhang GARUTO nga lang. What about Vhern, Tama sila Hindi siya babae, babaeng bakla siya nope Annie batong bakal---joke! Pero dastardly sneaky. PPP

I TOLD YOU SO

My first Political Analysis of 2008 U.S. Elections came true. Lucky guess? I don't think so, but rather more on an educated guess base on events that took place that would affect American voters. I told my Aunt that things will get better after the elections, her first time to vote I hope she made it count. I was so busy that day I completely forgot to watch the exit polls. Whatever nightmare that seems to be daunting had finally came to an end, a new dawn is coming with this great nation specially on WALL STREET in a couple in months that will shake down the foundation of business for the better, a law that will be passed by congress. Now that Democrats hold most of it's seats, decision on urgency will be swift but as they say "you can't please everybody". Whatever happens in a couple of months I hope America won't be engaging itself in another disappointing WAR. Congratulations again PRESIDENT OBAMA AND VICE-PRESIDENT BIDEN. PPP

PROJECT RUNWAY PHILIPPINES

Oh dear project runway keeps on airing reruns for the last two(2) weeks. Boring-- so last night I watched Survivor Philippines nudity, kita puwet ni ..... haha! ginaya na rin nila Survivor Gabon Nudity. Anyway what ever the reasons as to why Project Runway Philippines keeps on these delays I hope the X-factor won't be decided by mere text votes, I will hate this show if you will make this one a side show like other shows who are manipulated by text votes. I mean if a corporation want my opinion in a form of text survey THEY WILL HAVE TO PAY ME FOR THE SURVEY--ANO AKO BALE AKO PA PAG-GAGASTUSIN NIYO. Bakit ba uto uto yong ibang tao when it comes to text survey? Kaya please stop joining promotional entries that requires you to spend, your making yourself a moron, mukhang kang piso, DTI (Department of Trade and Industry) maling practice ito, you'd better do something about this. Moving on, so far fashion week has kept their lips sealed but I'm not a bit worried because I know my bet is on Aries Lagat who won it all. I know a few loves Philip to win, but think this through, Philip loves to put innovations in a terno where you can put your cellphone into your selves, as we all very know women loves bags and shoes, it won't make any difference kahit na you put a secret pocket where it can accommodate your toothbrush and toothpaste into it--hahaha! How ridiculous is that? Joker talaga ito si Philip. I know women loves bags because my Auntie from New York when she comes home for a vacation she always have 14 balikbayan boxes filled with bags and shoes to give away. Akala ko nga noong una paninda kaya mga kamag-anak ko maloka loka sa kakadampot. Lucky bastards, mag cross dresser na lang kaya ako. Don't forget your bling blings I love my Auntie, she always brings the entire New York into the Philippines and I don't even have to go there. I hope indigenous fashion accessories could have been incorporated into the show kaso malas nga lang, sana may show tungkol sa fashion accessories. That's it--bye! PPP

HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN PC

STEP 1
You may ask yourself what are the basic parts of a computer? The first step is ask yourself? Do you want your personal computer to be top of line? Do you want it to be cheap but reasonable? then add these steps to your list;

1. Buy a Monitor or LCD (face) - Monitor long lasting, can be fix when broken, time span of life expectancy is 10 years if properly maintained. LCD Ego friendly I mean Eco friendly--joke! Disposable now that's friendlier (sarcasm).

2. Casing (body) for ATX (for CPU's housing) comes with free power supply or keyboard, mouse. This is just your box where to put all your hardware. If in case it doesn't comes with a free keyboard or mouse then improvise.


3. Motherboard (veins); remember there are many brands to choose from, stay away from top of the line if your not a pro. Because they create more technical problems. If your in a strict budget then buy with a AGP ready.3


(Optional) AGP cards or video card for better graphics and fast upload of info into your screen.



4. Choose a Processor (brain) that is compatible with your motherboards, Choose with the same brands as your motherboard. It comes from slowest to the fastest ranges from 800mhz to 3.06Ghz, II-Quad speed.

5. buy memory chips (short term memory) or today they called it DDR2 1G.


6. Hard drive (Long term memory) from 40ghz to 180ghz or higher. Reminder don't used very higher hard drive capacity if your processor is slow like; 40ghz to 80ghz for 26oo(1.5ghz) processor below. because it will overclocked (overheat).

7. Optical drive (mouth) from CD drive to DVD drive or better yet buy a COMBO DRIVE.


8. Diskette drive (taste buds) cute! This is where step 2 comes in.


Then start building, remember to read the step by step manual of your motherboard on how to connect each hardware. Don't be afraid to start, reminder each socket is different from each hardware connecting to the motherboard. Here are some run through on how to assemble your hardware;
a) Screw your motherboard into your ATX casing.
b) plug your processor to your motherboard as the motherboard pamphlet says where to attached.
c) Screw and plug your hard drives in the steel slots.
d) Screw and plug your combo drive into the upper part of where your hard drive is.
e) Screw and plug your diskette drive below your hard drive.
f) Attach your memory chips into your motherboard.
then your done with your CPU's, plug your monitor, keyboard, and mouse then power up and Proceed to step 2.

REFORMATING HARD DRIVE

STEP 2
Ther are two ways to reformat your hard drive, knowing that your data inside your hard drive is unrecovable due to that fact of a system crash down. Get ready to run you CD Software accompanied by each hard drive purchase just load your Disc utility CD thne all is follow the instructions which are easy to understand even for an eight year old child (User Friendly), but here in the Philippines Software Stores tend to omit such important tool inside each purchased hard drive. Here are some easy steps to follow;

1. Get ready to load your Startup diskette and placed it inside your diskette drve A, if you don't have one try to download somewhere else.

2. As soon as it prompts to A:\ type in fdisk then press ENTER.

3. in prompt A type in Format c:/s or Format c:.

4. PRESS 'YES' Warning all data will be deleted.

5. after finishing restart, almost as good as new. If it ask to be repartitioned then read my next blog about PARTITIONING YOU HARD DRIVE. Remember, this procedure is cheap it will cost you one lousy diskette rather than buying a software that cost $200 or Php8,000. What todays software has done is that they made this old way of doing it represented it in a user friendly format, so what are you paying for? Simple it's the "IDEA" but still the same procedure they just made it pretty to look at. please do be careful in taking good care of your hard drive. DON'T DROP IT FOR ANY REASON. Proceed to step 3

HOT HEADED POLICEMAN

ATTN: Hey guys let's help this kid out by promoting what happened to him, and to anybody who is a lawyer to help him out, this is serious guys he needs our help, link his blog to let everybody know http://lastikmangoma.blogspot.com/2008/10/hot-headed-policeman.html


(In the summer of March in the year 2000)

I was on duty at your local gas station (SHELL - SUCAT BRANCH, Paranaque City) around twelve noon (12:00nn) when a customer who happens to be a Policeman (Bodyguard of a Mayor) and ask me where could he find a phoneboot but when I told him that we have a office phone he furiously got mad and HE SUDDENLY POINT A GUN AT ME, fearing and shaking any moment that he would kill me all I can do is cry, in so much trauma, high fever and fearing of my life I wasn't able to go to work, My Parents started to notice that as to why I got sick all of a sudden but I could not tell them what really happened for I don't want them to get involve for fearing of endangering their own very lives, weeks had passed I was able to back to work and told my boss (SHELL - SUCAT) and was upset and told me I have to fight for my rights because these things will happen again and again, my boss told me to file a complaint so that a proper legal case of action be taken, but to no avail that months had passed that no legal action was even been done until now. Then all of a sudden that the City of Paranaque had given a bribe the gift of thermos, ano yon pasko? For all I know where it came from the truth to the matter was I was insulted by this act of bribery and in so much anger and was mesmerize that my fucking foot was rolled by a car luckily the owner of the car was a registered doctor who never in his life had to smoke for the first time when the mishap happened that day. The kind doctor took me to hospital and had me taken cared for my fractured foot that was run over by his car twice, I so much shocked that I couldn't move I fell unconscious and found myself in the emergency room, so the worried doctor kept on asking me how old was I and politely told him I'm just eighteen years, anyway the kind doctor paid for the medical bills and paid for my salary good for one month. So every time I can see a Policeman my trauma kick it again. Please help me, What should I do? Should I refile the case again after so many years. Please advice me what to do next? Please help me Gen. Jesus Verzosa.

CMOS CONFIGURATION

STEP 4

Cmos is the thing on your down far right side, a black chip that basically connects your hardware to become visible or recognizable by the computer and besides it is the cmos battery, and that rounded silver shape on your farthest right is what it makes your cmos remembers all your configuration about your hardware, like hard drives, disc drives, video cards, etc. Remember depleted cmos battery make your cmos dumb. To reset cmos there are tiny black or red jumpers that can be pull out to reset everything from passwords to configurations you can't even remember it anymore, so in other words if in case you lost the password from your cmos then is always a reset jumper that kicks everything backs to it's fucking place. How to go to your local cmos configuration?

1. Restart your PC.

2. While restarting press DEL or ENTER then you'll go directly to cmos.

3. Click advance BIOS features.

4. Change the first boot device into FLOPPY instead of HDD, this is what usually technician do to prevent you from tampering your PC.

5. Don't forget to save up and exit.

6. You can start loading you operating system (Windows, Linux or UNIX)

REMEMBER UNLESS YOUR COMPUTER TURNS ON IT'S STILL OKEY, NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, IT WILL ONLY BE BROKEN IF YOU POCKED IT HARD WITH SCREW DRIVER, DROP IT, SCRATCH IT, OR WET IT THEN IT'S PROBABLY BROKEN NOW. YOU KNOW GUYS I'M NO COMPUTER SCIENCE GRADUATE BUT I'VE LEARNED TO FIX MY OWN COMPUTERS BY JUST READING THE INSTRUCTION IN BETWEEN THE LINES, IF I CAN TEACH MY 9 YEAR OLD BROTHER TO ASSEMBLE A DESKTOP THEN YOU CAN DO IT MUCH BETTER, IT'S AS EASY AS PLAYING YOUR LEGO'S WHEN YOU USED TO BE KIDS OR TEA CUP PARTY. WHEN COMPUTERS DON'T WORK THEY ARE WITH LOOSE COMPONENTS THAT GOES TO FIT EXACTLY WHERE IT SHOULD FIT MEANING ONE COMPONENT IS DEFERENT FROM THE OTHER SO WON'T BE ABLE TO PLUG IT INTO THE MOTHERBOARD IF IT'S NOT THE RIGHT COMPONENTS. AND IF THEIR IS LEAKING OR DISCOLORATION AMONG THE COMPONENTS THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO REPLACE A COMPONENT, COMPONENTS THAT ARE COMMONLY REPLACED ARE THE MOTHERBOARD (in three years life span) NOTHING LESS, I HAVE BEEN TRICKED BY TECHNICIANS BEFORE AND ALL ARE LIARS. USUALLY WHEN PC ARE CONSTANTLY RESTARTING IT'S EITHER A LOOSE CONNECTIONS OR OVERHEATING (commonly known as overclocking). AND ALWAYS WEAR RUBBER SHOES OR RUBBER GLOVES TO AVOID ELECTRIC SHOCKS. (KIDS DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISON)

CRUDE OIL - REPUBLIC OF THE PHILIPPINES

It's better times ahead, we struck oil in Northern Palawan that will produce 17,000 to 20,000 barrels per day, out of 300,000 barrels daily demands, that would put us at around 6% a clear indication that we are rich in resources, others may say so what?! big deal, but it's really a big challenge for Galoc Production Company (GPC). It only shows that more investments are about to pour in, of course we are assuming that GPC will soon have competitors in offshore Crude Oil drilling, more jobs for Filipinos, and so, just what I've said before it's time for us to become a Industrialize Country for this is the future, What the detractors will do is just delay progress that has denied us for so many years. Why do we have to listen to Environmental Mongers? Just because they are holding the facts, FACTS in scientific context are constantly changing when proof is concerned, in which THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ABSOLUTE SCIENTIFIC FACT and all they have are erroneous computer generated simulations and cartoon depiction of distorted reality, NO HARD DATA RECORDS FROM THE BEGINNINGS TO COMPARE WITH, IT'S JUST A LUCKY GUESS, ICED CUBES COLLECTED THAT WE (Present day Modern Man) WEREN'T THERE TO ACTUALLY WITNESS, OBSERVE AND STUDY IT AS TO WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN THE FIRST PLACE, ASSOCIATION ALWAYS LEADS TO MISREPRESENTATION IN ALL ASPECTS, the fact is, our Scientist even admits that they are puzzled as to HOW EVEN FROGS SURVIVES UP UNTIL NOW? The fact is you could be out of your jobs if it weren't for us, who had total disregard for waste management. We have already suffered from abusive waste management made by the first Industrialize countries, in whom in Europe have blotted the sun from too much smog from chimney or from northern Asian when it had it's first smog Olympics because of it's coaling mines, in which they say the cause for global warming--kelan pa kaya yan mangyayari? For all we know this climate change is all but nothing but a prediction. We should have listen to NOSTRADAMUS predictions instead it's more entertaining. For pete's sake kulelat na kami, we already hit rock bottom two decades ago and your not going to ruin this one for us. What's next for us a fully operational Automobile Plant? MABUHAY ANG FILIPINO, ONWARDS TO PROGRESS-- PPP

RACIST REMARKS

Our history shows that we had suffer from a Psychological battery through the years and we react to it when ever Public outrage or Personal out cry demands. From name calling we were branded Indios, Stupidos, Mal Educado, Nigas Cugon, Kuwago, Lokaret, Ungoy, Basagulero, Babaero, Kuripot, Chaka, Brenda, Tibo, T-bird, Mary, Bakla, Bading, Baklushi, Buti nga sa iyo, Manong & Manang, Addict, Pusher, Convict, Clepto, etc. We have used it in false pretenses and most of times are not accurate, Ugaling namana daw natin sa mga kastila. But if we quote someone for his rude remarks. Should we start examine ourselves first? Are we Hypocrites? Does anybody has the right? Some say utmost respect is only earned, but coming from a shallow minded moron, does it count? Sad to say these things do happens but as to any consolation to us it starts if we fight back, I remembered my Dad told me what happened when the Beatles had humiliated our First Lady the Public out cry for restitution demands, good for them they had escape with their very own lives and a dozen or two had the nerve to defend these assholes. I really hope that the Filipino community in London don't start a tomato festival at BBC headquarters, I mean that would be a laughing stock. So we should start respecting our fellow men, whether they maybe from the Poor or Rich Sector of Society, Gender Issues or Profession that includes Religion. Will somebody e-mail the video of Beatles concert here at c_k923zzz@yahoo.com, Thanks!-- PPP

Note: This is their version of what happened.

PROJECT RUNWAY - THE FINALS

A while ago I was sick to my stomach as to who will be the final trio, the challenge begun with a tour of PICC which was later on had a little bit of history as to who and why the structure became famous and surprisingly to the part where they had to visit the mansion of the late Mr. Marcos in the City of Mandaluyong, correct me if I'm wrong--meron pa bang ibang ancestral home dito sa Manila besides Ilocos? Anyway, Madam had to hear from the designers their visions and patterns and was courteous enough to give her comments. As it turned out Mara Reyes has been voted out leaving Veehjay Floresca, Philip Tampus, Aries Lagat to move on to the finals and to be able to show their collections next week. I hope their collections composes of at least 8 pieces para sulit naman ang pag papanood namin. Good luck guys, may the best gay wins-- PPP

RECTO AVENUE - FACTORY OF FORGED DIPLOMAS, LAND TITLES, IDENTIFICATION CARD

As early as 1960's my dad told me that RECTO AVENUE had already been producing forged college diplomas, as to a street smart most of these people take the easy way out, a lot of whom I knew had their credentials forged, from college I.D. to diplomas both secondary and Tertiary degree. But although the temptation was irresistible I had my pride and took it the hard way, most humble beginning of a new college graduate are hard and small, but it can never be surpassed by the dignity and rewards knowing that we had the decency and ethics that we carry, from God the undying protection of his infinite mercy. But then again the saying goes "God protects the dumb" do criminals falls in that category? When you see how the crooked had bent and twisted the faiths to favor to his biding, where do the just man stands? When it comes to common decency and ethics, then it is our duty to report the crime fits to it's punishment. When you have done everything in your power to stop this twisted and wicked way and still repeats again without justice serve, then what's the next best thing to do? Do we form a vigilante and quietly take the law into our own hands? That we tainted ourselves no better than they are? As I see these people who have taken the easy way out and have alleviated their lives in cheating, should it be the fruits of hardship of education must be handed down as just reward from our own perseverance?! And if for any reason the persevered ones have failed, where do Justice bestowed it's grace? To the cheaters of the piece of paper of which I called CANGEE UNIVERSITY. Where not even the United States have the time to check their credentials of these migrates had let this unlawful people become their second class citizens, taking the jobs away from professionals in which so pause to be given to the deserving applicant but rather if they had noticed it at all and bothered to check carefully they would have found out that forgery. So do the Elite suffer from the consequences of this twisted and heartless criminals that had taken our placed and rights? In a country (The Philippines) where nobody is bothered, nobody will report the crime, then therefore there is no need for alarm. What we want are permanent solutions and not temporary ones, that seems to be the a reoccurring situation, arrests are made, but the FORGERY keeps coming back like flies, as if when one tries to ward them off with a fly swatter you'll end up being infested again, Eh kong itulad na lang yan sa ginagawa ng isang concerned citizen na bigla na lang niya dinadampot yong mga huligans and never to be seen again, bakit hindi na lang ganun para mabawas bawasan mga hudloms sa mundo. If you where to ask me although what he does is not humane but it's effectiveness is precise, then would you adopt it? Sometimes when I passed thru at this place, I've heard them talking about one of their pals has gone missing and assumed to be dead-- meaning, he have been salvage. For what? Drug pushing. So I hope the right agencies of government would start coming up with long term solutions rather than short term ones-- PPP

PATANI AT POKWANG

At last may pang tapat na kay Pokwang, I mean gusto ko mga birada ni Pokwang on television, her funny remarks and all, but what impress me more is that she had come from a long way, little by little she had made her dreams come true for her family, I mean for me she is the CAROL BURNETT of the Philippines, during the Marcos Era we used to have television show of Mrs. Burnett that made me laugh, kasi noong bata pa ako mahilig na ako talaga sa comedy. I only hope someday both Pokwang and Patani would be able to make a movie or a funny TV spoof, because the truth is women are more funnier than men and they can get away with it, meaning not too offensive when they deliver their lines. I know Patani will have a lot of things to prove to the public what she is really capable of but only time will tell let's wait and see, Patani, 20 years old, Jervey Dano by her real name is from Camotes Isalnd, Cebu a beautiful place to spend your summers. While Pokwang, Marietta Subong by her real name had made 24 projects in her respective field and won the PMPC Best Comedy Actress and PCA Best in Female Comedian Awards, a mother of two kids, correct me po if I'm wrong, raising these kids could have been the most fruitful years of her life as a private citizen within no doubt is where she draws her strengths in becoming a fabulous star of ABS-CBN Star Magic, Magic in way that she had to make us all happy and laughing. I hope she stays her foot on the ground and never change. More power to you girl-- PPP